'The Humpty Dance' kōkua i nā kaikamahine momona e manaʻo he kuleana ko lākou e hauʻoli, ʻoiai inā mākou e hoʻopaʻapaʻa e pili ana i nā kiʻi Kardashian bikini hou loa.
Loaʻa iaʻu he 17% o ka hilahila e ʻae ma hope o ka lohe ʻana e pili ana i ke kiʻi bikini o Khloe Kardashian a ʻaʻole makemake i ka honua e ʻike iā ia, ʻo ka mea mua aʻu i hana ai ʻo ka ʻimi ʻana i ke kiʻi.He maʻalahi loa ka loaʻa.Ua ʻaʻahu ʻo Kardashian i ʻaʻahu ʻelua ʻāpana i hana ʻia i ka lole paʻi holoholona i hui pū ʻia ma ke kaula ʻeleʻele.E ʻaʻa iki i kou mau wāwae ma luna o kou ʻūhā, me ka ʻole o ka make-up, ka minoʻaka mālie ke makemake kou kupunawahine aloha iā ʻoe e kiʻi iā ʻoe.
ʻAʻole ia no ka nele o koʻu aloha iā Kardashian.He wahine wau, a ua lawe ʻo ia i nā kiʻi weliweli nona iho ma ka Pūnaewele.aka, aole ia he oiaio.Nani ʻo ia, palupalu a hauʻoli - akā ʻaʻole mākaukau no ka ʻai ʻana e hoʻāla ka kapitalisme.I loko o nā makahiki, ua hoʻohana nā Kardashians i kā lākou mau haʻawina i nā kūlana nani hiki ʻole ke hoʻonohonoho ʻia e ka moʻomeheu kaulana, me ka hoʻohuli ʻana i nā wahine ʻōpio e hiki ke hoʻokō ʻia kēia pae nani ma o ke kūʻai pono ʻana i ke ola maoli.(ʻO ke kī nalowale o ka ʻōpū a me ka lehelehe he mau ʻeke hoʻomaka.) ʻO ka pānaehana kaiapili he aniani e hiki ke hōʻike i ka mea a me ka mea makemake.He lahilahi ka pūhaka, lahilahi ka helehelena.Eia kahi kānana hiki ke hana i nā mea ʻelua.
ʻO kēia kiʻi maʻamau o Kardashian i hōʻike ʻia ma ka Pūnaewele no ka Wizard of Oz, mau manawa ma hope o nā hiʻohiʻona.Ua nīnau kekahi hoaaloha ma Twitter i kēia pāʻani Kardashian hou loa, no ke aha lākou i manaʻo ai ʻaʻole mākou, ka lehulehu, ʻaʻole ʻike ʻo ka ʻoihana ʻohana he ʻoihana multi-biliona kālā i kūkulu ʻia ma luna o nā kukui maikaʻi loa, photoshopping, a excessive Beyond the fantasy of dieting a me ka hoʻoikaika kino, ʻaʻole lawa kaʻu ʻike e pili ana i ka ʻoki plastik a me nā ʻano hana ʻē aʻe.Ua lele au i loko o ke kumuhana a kuhikuhi i kekahi manawa i hana ʻia ka hale kiaʻi na mākou iho, ʻo ka wahaheʻe nani he wahaheʻe, a ʻaʻole maʻalahi ka mālama ʻana i kāu kiʻi.
I ka hoʻohālikelike ʻana, ʻaʻole i hoʻopilikia ʻia ʻo Cardi B e ka paparazzi e hopu ana iā ia mai kāna hana, no ka mea, ua ʻoiaʻiʻo ka wahine i kāna mau pepeiao mai ka lā hoʻokahi, e pili ana i kona ʻano i ka wā i pau ʻole ai.Ua ʻike mākou i kona ʻaʻahu ʻole ʻana i nā mea hoʻonaninani, ʻaʻahu i ka pāpale, a me nā ʻano lole home like ʻole.ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu he aha ke kumu o ka hilinaʻi o Cardi B.Akā i kēia mau lā, ua hoʻomaka wau e hoʻomaopopo i ka loaʻa ʻana o kekahi hapa oʻu mai kekahi mau mele i loko o kahi mele, a ʻo ka pā kaulana loa e pili ana i ka hana ʻana i ka lumi ʻauʻau Burger King.
Ua hīmeni ʻia ke mele "The Humpty Dance" e Shock G a me Digital Underground.ʻAʻole wau i noʻonoʻo e pili ana i kēia hui kanaka no nā makahiki he nui, akā i koʻu ʻike ʻana ua hala ʻo ia i ka pule i hala i ka makahiki he 57, ʻo ia koʻu naʻau.ʻO ia paha ka waina keʻokeʻo aʻu i inu ai i kēlā pō, akā ʻo kāna lono no ka make ʻana o Shock G i hoʻihoʻi mai iaʻu i ka manawa.
Ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia ʻo Digital Underground "The Humpty Dance" i ka makahiki 1990 i koʻu wā he 5 mau makahiki.Ua lilo ka wikiō mele iā MC Hammer "ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke paʻi i kēia" no ka wikiō rap maikaʻi loa ma ka MTV Video Music Awards i kēlā makahiki.Loaʻa iaʻu kahi pākini MC Hammer me nā pants elf uila uila.Manaʻo wau aia ʻo Shock G ka hiʻohiʻona ponoʻī i hoʻokaʻawale ʻia ma ke ʻano he mele mele pāʻina ma kaʻu radar.Akā, ʻoi aku paha kēia mele ma luna o ka lekiō i kēlā manawa, a i ka wā e hoʻokele ai i ke kūlanakauhale, ua komo nā mele i loko o koʻu noʻonoʻo ʻōpio.
ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke kau i ke kaumaha nui ma hope o nā mele.I kekahi manawa holo wikiwiki lākou, a ʻaʻahu wale ka mea hoʻokani e like me ke ʻano, ma hope o nā mea a pau, ʻo Humpty Hump kekahi o Shock G.Akā, i ka wā e paʻi ai ʻo Shock G, he aha ka mea i manaʻo maoli ai ʻo "The Humpty Dance" ʻo ia ka waena o ke mele, "Manaʻo wau ua maopopo, a makemake wau i ke kākau ʻana."He ʻano hoʻololi leo kēia e hoʻopiha ana i kāu papa 10 me kēia mau huaʻōlelo ʻO ke koʻikoʻi o ka clown, ʻo ʻoe wale nō ka mea e hoʻomaha ai i kou kiaʻi iā ʻoe ma hope o ke kula.Hoʻoikaika ia iā ʻoe e neʻe i hope a i mua i ke mele e ʻike i nā ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻē aʻe.
Ma ka wikiō mele, i pana ʻia me kahi kālā i loaʻa ʻole, ua hoʻopūhoihoi ʻo Shock G i ka microphone ʻo Humpty Hump.Hoʻokomo ʻo ia i ka pāpale hulu keʻokeʻo me kahi hōʻailona e kau ana, he ʻaʻahu ʻahuʻula, kahi kaula polka-dot keʻokeʻo ma kona ʻāʻī, kahi kaula polka-dot ʻeleʻele ʻelua ma kona mau poʻohiwi, a me ka ihu plastik hoʻopunipuni.Makaaniani.I ka wā i hoʻomaka ai ʻo Humpty e rap i kona ʻano ʻakaʻaka, ʻaʻole hiki i koʻu kula kindergarte ke kūʻē.
I nā makahiki 90, loaʻa paha iā mākou ke kaumaha D, he mea aloha nui ma ka home, akā mau ka momona, e like me ia i kēia lā, ua like ia me ka ʻole o ka sexy i ka hapa nui o nā pōʻai.Eia naʻe, i ka wā i hoʻōho ai ʻo Humpty Hump: "ʻAe, ʻoe, e ke kaikamahine momona, hele mai i ʻaneʻi - ʻoʻoleʻa ʻoe?"Iāʻu, ʻaʻole like kēia me ka ʻōlelo hoʻomāinoino i ka lilo o ke kino wahine.Leo hoihoi.I koʻu wā i nui ai, ma hope o koʻu ʻike ʻana i ka kuha ʻana o ke kanaka i ka huaʻōlelo “Fat b–!”Ke hōʻole ʻia, hauʻoli a leʻaleʻa ka pahu o Humpty.
He kanaka ia e hoike mai ana i kona mau makemake a e hoomaopopo ana i na kino o na ano a me na nui e makemake ia ma ka lehulehu a he mea pono ke lealea: “Ae, kapa aku au ia oe he momona/E nana mai ia'u, ua wiwi au / Aole i pau. ʻAʻole au hana hou.I koʻu hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā Shock G me ka waina keʻokeʻo i loko o kahi moʻolelo Instagram, ua ʻoliʻoli wau i ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa like.Ua komo mai kekahi hoa wiwi i kaʻu memo pilikino a kaʻana like ʻaʻole i hoʻopili wale kēia mau pahu i nā kaikamahine momona e makemake e hoʻoheheʻe.No nā makahiki he nui, ua hoʻohana ʻo ia i ka slim frame i ʻōlelo ʻia e Humpty Hump ma ke ʻano he hōʻoia ponoʻī ma mua o ka male ʻana.
ʻAʻole au makemake e hoʻoikaika i ka lens mua o ke kino ma Shock G. ʻAʻole lawa ke aʻo ʻana o "The Humpty Dance" i ke oʻo a hiki loa.ʻO nā kaikamahine i loko o ka wikiō mele he lahilahi e lilo i mea hoʻoikaika o ka pāpili kaiaulu hou.ʻO wai ka mea ʻike iā Shock G e hōʻemi ana i ke kāne.
Akā, ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei au ʻoi aku kona ʻike kaulike i ka hauʻoli ma mua o kēia ʻāpana.I ka pau ʻana o ke mele, ʻōlelo ʻo Humpty ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hilahila i kona ihu—“Ua like ka nui me ke kimchi!”Ma ka album like o "Doowutchyalike", ua kono ʻo Shock G i nā poʻe o nā papa āpau a me nā kala ʻili e wehe i ko lākou lole a lele i loko o ka wai ʻauʻau..I hoʻokahi makahiki ma hope mai, ua hoʻokuʻu ʻo Digital Underground "No Nos Job".ʻOiai ke komo nei kēia mele i loko o ke ʻano o ka hoʻohaʻahaʻa kino, ʻo kāna ʻōlelo nui, ʻaʻole pono e hoʻoponopono ʻia ka ihu, nā lehelehe a me nā puʻupuʻu o nā wahine ʻeleʻele e ka ʻoki ʻoki.Ua kāhea ʻo Shock G i ka manaʻo kuko o ka poʻe kaulana e hoʻonui i ka pilikia: "Ua kūʻai aku kēia mau mea kaulana a pau i nā miliona o nā moʻolelo a ʻaʻole i koi i ke kuleana/Ua ʻike kekahi kaikamahine ʻōpio iā ʻoe ma kahi hōʻike TV ,' Māmā, 'a'ole au makemake i ko'u ihu!'/No ke aha 'oe e ho'ohaunaele ai i ke po'o o kāu keiki/No laila hiki iā 'oe ke hana i ka moena wai gula hou?!"
Ua kuhikuhi ʻo Shock G e hiki i nā kaikamahine liʻiliʻi ke hoʻololi i ko lākou manaʻo ma o ka pāpā a lākou e ʻai ai.No laila, i ka hala ʻana o nā makahiki a ulu a pua koʻu kino, hūnā ʻo Mingda liʻiliʻi i kahi makemake i kahi kaikamahine momona i loko o kona puʻuwai a hoʻi hou mai, ʻaʻole paha he mea maʻamau..Ke ho'āʻo nei kahi moʻomeheu e hoʻopukapuka ana i ka mea kiʻekiʻe kiʻekiʻe e haʻi mai iaʻu ʻaʻole ʻae ʻia iaʻu e hauʻoli i ke kino ma luna o kekahi kaumaha a ʻaʻole pono ia e makemake ʻia, loaʻa iaʻu kahi ʻōlelo aʻo, ʻaʻohe mea liʻiliʻi, manaʻoʻiʻo ʻē aʻe, e hoʻomau i ka ʻimi. hauʻoli a hauʻoli.ʻO ka manaʻo o ka lehulehu e nānā au i koʻu kino, ʻaʻole ia i hoʻōki iaʻu mai ka hana ʻana.ʻAʻole pono no ka lumi ʻauʻau Burger King.
Inā ʻoe e makaʻala i ka poʻe āu e hahai ai ma Instagram, e hoʻohana ʻoe i ko lākou ʻūhā ʻūhā e hopu ai i nā influencers a koi iā ʻoe e kūʻai i nā mea a lākou e kūʻai aku ai.Hiki i kāu hānai ke loaʻa ka liʻiliʻi o nā bikini ʻāʻī hope i kūpono i kou ʻūhā, a ʻoi aku ka nui o Lizzo e hoʻohana i kona kino e hoʻomaikaʻi iā ʻoe i ka wā hoʻoikaika kino a e hoʻomaikaʻi ʻia a makemake nui ʻia.Hiki paha iā ʻoe ke huli i #bookstagram a ʻike i nā puke nani i waiho ʻia ma ka ʻaoʻao o ke kīʻaha kī, e like me Sabrina Strings '"Fear of Black Body: The Racial Origins of Obesity Fear", e hoʻopili ana i ka lipophobia me ka racism.A i ʻole ʻo Sonya Renee Taylor's The Body is Not a Apology: The Power of Radical Self-Love with Taylor's Black body lavishly wehe ʻia ma ka uhi, kono iā ʻoe e hauʻoli i kou kino ponoʻī.A i ʻole he wikiō na Adrienne Maree Brown, ka mea kākau o ka puke Happy Activism: Feeling Good Politics.'Ōleloʻo ia i kēia mau'ōlelo e hoʻonui iāʻoe,ʻaʻole e hoʻohilahila iāʻoe.Inā hoʻomau ʻo Instagram e kūʻai aku iā ʻoe i nā mea, no ke aha e kūʻai ʻole ai i nā mea e hānai ai iā ʻoe?
Mai ka home ʻole a hiki i ke poʻo o ke aupuni sneaker, ʻo Jaysse Lopez ka "mea ola wale nō" Heluhelu ʻo Shedeur Sanders ua mākaukau e haʻalele i ka malu o kona makuakāne ʻo Deion a lilo i mea makaʻala. no keia Kalua heluhelu koke
ʻO kēia mau puke a me kēia mau ʻelele wahine ʻeleʻele ke manaʻo nei ʻaʻole pono iaʻu e pale hou i koʻu mau makemake a me nā makemake me nā mele o kahi mele rap 30 makahiki.Akā hōʻike kēia i ka mana o ka hana Shock G.Ma nā huaʻōlelo liʻiliʻi wale nō, ua hana ʻo ia i kahi lāʻau ola ikaika e kōkua iaʻu e mālama i koʻu manaʻo ponoʻī i loko o ka nalu o ka moʻomeheu i hoʻolālā ʻia.Hoʻomanaʻo ʻia ʻo Shock G a me Digital Underground no kā lākou hāʻawi ʻana i nā mele, a me ka manaʻolana e hoʻomanaʻo ʻia nā hoʻomanaʻo o Shock G no ke alakaʻi ʻana iā mākou a pau i ka leʻaleʻa.
ʻO Minda Honey ka mea kākau a hoʻokumu i TAUNT ma Louisville, Kentucky.Hoʻohana ʻo ia i kona manawa kūʻokoʻa i ke ola ma mua o nā manaʻo a hoʻopiʻi i kāna mau hoaaloha ma ka ʻoihana pūnaewele.
Ka manawa hoʻouna: Sep-04-2021